After Pitchfork gave music a 6.8 and the State Department warned people about high threat levels due to the airing of "that Full House episode where they meet the Beach Boys", The Onion delivers another gem. Read it and laugh:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_heart_device_allows_cheney_to
Favorite quote: "When he came home, he did not characteristically stomp into the house and grumble about how the 'stupid American people should just be shot,'" Mrs. Cheney said. "Instead, he bent down to scratch the dog behind his ears instead of kicking him, and kissed me off-camera for the first time in 10 years."
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